There was a young woman of Datça Who measured two meters in stature When she took off her dress She was like a goddess - There was no-one to match her in Datça. She might have been very unhappy But she met an Australian chappie Very tall - seven foot three With a dong like a tree And they're called Mammy and Pappy Alistair Elliot, 2007
In memory of the four days we were out of range...
Melody: My Bonnie
My lead boat's gone over the [hor]'rizon My lead boat's gone the sea My lead boat's gone over the [hor]'rizon Oh bring back my lead boat to me. My Greek flag is stuck at the crosstrees My Aut[o]'helm refuses to steer My captain is lost to the cake shop The fridge, it has frozen my beer. Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my lead boat to me, to me... Tim Elliot 2007